whenever something happens where i end up getting physically hurt I don’t really react right away i just kinda stare at it like
"im not sure how i want to handle this intense pain im in right now im still trying to process that it happened should we call 911"
truest shit ive ever read
bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class
I went for A’s when I cheated.
who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big
"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"
Heading to Awesomecon here in a few. Look for the two chicks with gigantic swords! I’ll be one of them.
Oh, and super stoked to meet Billie Piper!!
Don’t wish death upon your enemies wish for them to have this for the rest of their life
Back in my day the teachers didn’t have nice laptops, they pulled this shit out and sat it on some unfortunate kids desk
best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out
i think you need a nap satan
PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.
Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.
Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc.
Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.
Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this.
I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:
- Do not touch it
- Do not touch it
- Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
- Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
- Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.
I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.
when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary
Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else
there was a bunch of these at disneyland
i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them.
These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.
This shit is bad news
PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.
4th wall breaking son of a bitch.
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
What I find fascinating is that they appear to go in much faster than they come out. Hank, explain this to me using science.
HAHAHA YES I KNEW IT! THE TOSS WAS REAL AND NOT CG! It explains why everyone looks so freakin excited when he catches it, lol. [link]
god this scene, and knowing the actors reaction is genuine because of it is so freaking precious.
Rat: Motion to the Motionless
Pig: Heat-Beam Eyes
Sheep: Astral Projection
Rabbit: Super Speed
Tiger: Separation of Yin and Yang/Balance
Ox: Super Strength
“ONE MORE THING!”
they looked really familiar and I didn’t get it till I scrolled down and saw “JACKIEEEEEEE”
TALISMANS NOT IMPORTANT
this is why she was the best companion
Note: Donna doesn’t say “what sort of girls,” she doesn’t pull the “I’m not like other girls” crap. She points out the Doctor’s patronizing behavior for what it is and leaves it at that and I love her for it.
YO DEXTER WHAT DOES THIS FRIGGIN BUTTON DO