people dont blog about the princess bride enough
THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
but does it work
IT’S TURNING ON
WHAT IN THE HELL
IT’S IN MINT CONDITION.
THE SPEAKERS WORK, THE HEADPHONE JACK WORKS, THERE’S NO CRACKS
Make a fucking Kit Kat Oreo baby.
Guys, you don’t understand.
It’s the Piano Guys.
DOING “LET IT GO”
AND VIVALDI’S “WINTER”
AT THE SAME TIME
TAKE ME AWAY FROM HERE
CAN’T REBLOG FAST ENOUGH!
forever a classic
just out of curiosity, reblog this if your family has ever made you feel bad about:
- your weight
- your interests
- your friends
- your taste in music
ive been laughing at this for about 20 minutes because
i fucking hate this website
its 3am and there are tears streaming down my face because of this
Coco Peru plays Grand Theft Auto 5 (x)
#No but how livid Ten is with TenToo about the whole genocide thing #Ten’s furious and shouty and definitely going to take away TenToo’s car keys and ground him for at least a month #And then there’s TenToo with his faaaaaaaaace #Just look at the ”MICKAAAAAY!” gif #TenToo’s just giddy everyone’s there and alive and it’s a party in his TARDIS #he’s like ”Sarah Jane you remember where I keep the liquor right? #Jack make yourself useful and find some plastic cups or something! #Martha there are party hats in the third drawer on the console! #Rose you’re going to need party-appropriate clothes I left all your stuff in your room #you know I like that pink dress why don’t you go ahead and put that on #knickers are unnecessary! #Jackie you can just keep running straight through the console room and don’t stop until you find the broom closet and then just lock yourself right in there m’kay!” #And Ten is fuming outside and wondering how he got to a place in his life where he actually understands why his father was so shouty when he was a kid (via gallifreyburning)
This is the actual best.
Only on the internet could you find a shark in a cat suit riding a roomba.
I CNANT STOP LAUGHIGN AT THHS GIF BECUAUSE OF THE PERSON CHANGING NATIONALITIES IN THE BAKCKGROUND
ONE TIME I RAN SO FAST I TURNED BLACK
a track star is born
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.